RE - Dance Revolation 1 Pointless...
Pointless movie. Pointless to watch. Pointless to review, yet I did it anyways...
Although I'm not a fan of these cam = flash type of submissions, this one was a tad different.
The camera angle was far different than most that I've seen. The soft, subtle lighting effects caused by the window in the background gave a hint of atmosphere that still left me wanting more. The music and sound in the movie were an interesting choice. Sound quality was rather good, although I have seen better. The song brings me back to my childhood when my mother used to dance around the house dusting while listening to some demon run radio station on Sunday mornings.
The dance moves lacked any kind of style, I would be sure and fire the Choreographer, since he is obviously a fall down drunk, and needs to never work another film again. The movie could've done without the dialog, although I will say that it did a very thorough job of outlining the premise for the entire film, in two almost un-audible fragments of sentences.
I'm not going to comment on clothing, obviously that isn't the focus of the film at hand, but I will comment on the acting skills of the person playing the lead (and only role). It was extremely reminiscent of a Grade School Play. Obviously unskilled Actors/Actresses trying to over play a role that was never really suited for them, all the while their parents sitting in the crowd hoping and praying for a good showing, with no screw ups. Just so they have some viable piece of film to show the "relatives" on Christmas...
All in all I couldn't recommend this to anyone unless they were near death, or insanity, and needed that extra little push over the edge.
...At least I didn't spout profanity, and condem you to hell for submitting it... I give it a two.. Next!
ACC -ScreenSaversVacation 