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Portrait of a Modern Man Portrait of a Modern Man

Rated 4 / 5 stars

This was a very well put together piece

The artwork was excellent, I really enjoyed the character's expressions. Everything to the overly excited grin, to the blank look on the Mail Man. The Animation was top quality. The sound was a brilliant selection. I don't think anything else would've fit this. The story did seem to drag in a few spots, but I wouldn't call that a downfall. Just a very entertaining film.

I am angry and disoriented. You get an 8!

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RE - Dance Revolation 1 RE - Dance Revolation 1

Rated 1 / 5 stars


Pointless movie. Pointless to watch. Pointless to review, yet I did it anyways...

Although I'm not a fan of these cam = flash type of submissions, this one was a tad different.

The camera angle was far different than most that I've seen. The soft, subtle lighting effects caused by the window in the background gave a hint of atmosphere that still left me wanting more. The music and sound in the movie were an interesting choice. Sound quality was rather good, although I have seen better. The song brings me back to my childhood when my mother used to dance around the house dusting while listening to some demon run radio station on Sunday mornings.

The dance moves lacked any kind of style, I would be sure and fire the Choreographer, since he is obviously a fall down drunk, and needs to never work another film again. The movie could've done without the dialog, although I will say that it did a very thorough job of outlining the premise for the entire film, in two almost un-audible fragments of sentences.

I'm not going to comment on clothing, obviously that isn't the focus of the film at hand, but I will comment on the acting skills of the person playing the lead (and only role). It was extremely reminiscent of a Grade School Play. Obviously unskilled Actors/Actresses trying to over play a role that was never really suited for them, all the while their parents sitting in the crowd hoping and praying for a good showing, with no screw ups. Just so they have some viable piece of film to show the "relatives" on Christmas...

All in all I couldn't recommend this to anyone unless they were near death, or insanity, and needed that extra little push over the edge.

...At least I didn't spout profanity, and condem you to hell for submitting it... I give it a two.. Next!

Masculine responds:

Thanks for taking the time to review.. you had some nice critism actually.

Nim's Winter tale Nim's Winter tale

Rated 5 / 5 stars

My god...

This was ridiculously gorgeous. I can't even begin to express how gorgeous this flash movie is. Everything blended well together, the sound was great, the movie was just... Incredible, and that's an understatement! This movie is a perfect example of what a 6 would be. Just... Perfect.

Vengeance DVD Vengeance DVD

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Excellent movie

There's quite a bit more possible truth to this movie, than a lot of people probably understand. This could very well happen, with how things are looking right now.

ACC -ScreenSaversVacation ACC -ScreenSaversVacation

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Dude, that was priceless.. You should send that in to them, with a big FUCK YOU in the credits. Totally hillarious.

AntiClockClock responds:

I did send it in, they showed it on TV along with 29 other animations and they said it was the worst user-created stuff they ever gotten. LOL. There is a link to the clip from the show on my site.

hero number1 hero number1

Rated 2 / 5 stars

This movie could be SO good.

So many things about this movie could be great. It just needs some improvements. The sound is definitely one of them. I dig the graphics and the style, just a little work on the content and plot. Definitely keep it up. The next could be great.

ACC - Around The World ACC - Around The World

Rated 3 / 5 stars

I feel sorry for your webcam.

I'm not going to complain about the Numa Numa thing. You can make whatever the hell you want. I thought it was cool. I'm sorry, I think your dancing is a tad... spastic, but hey, it's cool. It's your dancing, not mine. I gave it a one in violence, because it makes the baby jesus and small furry rodents want to hurt themselves.

Insert Claver name here Insert Claver name here

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

For what it was, I thought it was great.

I really loved the style. Entertainment factor wasn't bad, the sound was good. Anything other than the music would've made it cluttered in my opinion. I'm not a big fan of stick movies (or stick themed movies) but I liked this one. Nice piece.

"Target Practice" "Target Practice"

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Fiction gets a violent shove into reality.

Honestly, this doesn't surprise me. The act, the art, the swarm of controversial buzz, and reviews. It's only a matter of time before someone is pushed to the limits, and picks up a weapon. Arrogance, weakness, and ignorance in one quick flash. It's happened before, and it's going to happen again, but this time it happened to one of us, and it hits home. No matter if you want to ignore the work, or praise it. It's still someone that shared a common interest (of some form) as the rest of us here. It's amazing how someone can be pushed to the limit of wanting to take someone's life. Fighting so hard to have the ultimate form of control over someone, making the ultimate decision for them..

Live no longer.

I'm sorry to those that have been marred by this tradegy. May those that lost their lives live on forever in the hearts of those that knew them.

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Flash to the Future Flash to the Future

Rated 5 / 5 stars


After years of watching Flash, this is by far the best thing I've ever seen. Myself being a huge Back to the Future fan, this was something I really enjoyed. The artwork was great, the sound was nearly perfect, animation was top notch. Thanks for making this, really. It was incredible.