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Portrait of a Modern Man Portrait of a Modern Man

Rated 4 / 5 stars

This was a very well put together piece

The artwork was excellent, I really enjoyed the character's expressions. Everything to the overly excited grin, to the blank look on the Mail Man. The Animation was top quality. The sound was a brilliant selection. I don't think anything else would've fit this. The story did seem to drag in a few spots, but I wouldn't call that a downfall. Just a very entertaining film.

I am angry and disoriented. You get an 8!

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RE - Dance Revolation 1 RE - Dance Revolation 1

Rated 1 / 5 stars


Pointless movie. Pointless to watch. Pointless to review, yet I did it anyways...

Although I'm not a fan of these cam = flash type of submissions, this one was a tad different.

The camera angle was far different than most that I've seen. The soft, subtle lighting effects caused by the window in the background gave a hint of atmosphere that still left me wanting more. The music and sound in the movie were an interesting choice. Sound quality was rather good, although I have seen better. The song brings me back to my childhood when my mother used to dance around the house dusting while listening to some demon run radio station on Sunday mornings.

The dance moves lacked any kind of style, I would be sure and fire the Choreographer, since he is obviously a fall down drunk, and needs to never work another film again. The movie could've done without the dialog, although I will say that it did a very thorough job of outlining the premise for the entire film, in two almost un-audible fragments of sentences.

I'm not going to comment on clothing, obviously that isn't the focus of the film at hand, but I will comment on the acting skills of the person playing the lead (and only role). It was extremely reminiscent of a Grade School Play. Obviously unskilled Actors/Actresses trying to over play a role that was never really suited for them, all the while their parents sitting in the crowd hoping and praying for a good showing, with no screw ups. Just so they have some viable piece of film to show the "relatives" on Christmas...

All in all I couldn't recommend this to anyone unless they were near death, or insanity, and needed that extra little push over the edge.

...At least I didn't spout profanity, and condem you to hell for submitting it... I give it a two.. Next!

Masculine responds:

Thanks for taking the time to review.. you had some nice critism actually.

Nim's Winter tale Nim's Winter tale

Rated 5 / 5 stars

My god...

This was ridiculously gorgeous. I can't even begin to express how gorgeous this flash movie is. Everything blended well together, the sound was great, the movie was just... Incredible, and that's an understatement! This movie is a perfect example of what a 6 would be. Just... Perfect.

Recent Game Reviews

Sonic Boom Town Sonic Boom Town

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Very impressive artwork

The artwork in this game was incredible, but in my eyes that's where it really stops. The music got really tiring, the game play was pretty unoriginal in my opinion. The concept was original mind you, I just couldn't enjoy playing, sorry. The artwork though. That was impressive! I'm sure there are others out there that enjoy this game, it's just not my type of game, even though I'm into cars.

Incoming Fire Incoming Fire

Rated 1 / 5 stars

It was all right.

I played until I got 1,000 points, that's about all I could handle. The music started repeating, so I quit. It wasn't bad, needs more content, or varying difficulty. Speed it up after a while, add more arrows. Something. Keep trying though, the concept is pretty cool. Kind of like those old hand held games, that could entertain even the idiotic of people for hours.

Yoshi14 responds:

Thanks for reviewing i made this quickly and started to get bored and when ur bored u stop.. but i kept going and i turned out like this so its what you get...

Jacko man Jacko man

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Moderately funny...

It was funny for what it is, but after about 20 seconds, the regular Pac-Man music started playing.. When it WAS playing the intended music it was funny. I'd call this average I guess.